Brenda laughing at a velvet fortune-telling table with a crystal ball, tarot cards and a glass of sangria, Benidorm's skyline lit up behind her
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What's in store for your next Benidorm adventure?

"Sit yourself down, ducky. Cross my palm with sangria."

Free · about a minute · for fun only · See the whole deck

Reviewed by Peter Joseph ·

How Brenda's free tarot reading works

Brenda's Benidorm Tarot is a free tarot reading for your holiday. Tell her your name, your birthday, who's coming and when you're going. She reads you first, then shuffles the Benidorm deck. You cut it, and she lays three cards: Getting there, Your stay and What's in store.

Each card can land upright or reversed. Brenda reads it with your star sign, your birthday number and the moon for the month you travel. Then she tells your fortune with real Benidorm hotels, bars and shows in it, and links to each one.

The Benidorm tarot deck

The deck is the 22 cards of the Major Arcana, from the Fool to the World, redrawn for Benidorm. See every card and what it means, upright and reversed, for love, money and yes or no.

Holiday horoscopes by star sign

Aries · Taurus · Gemini · Cancer · Leo · Virgo · Libra · Scorpio · Sagittarius · Capricorn · Aquarius · Pisces

Questions

Is the tarot reading free?

Yes. No sign-up and no email. It takes about a minute.

Is it a real tarot reading?

It uses the real Major Arcana, upright and reversed meanings, and the old links between cards, elements and planets. It's written for fun, so take the advice about suncream seriously and the rest with a pinch of salt.

Which tarot card is my star sign?

In the old tarot every sign has a card. Aries is the Emperor, Taurus the Hierophant, Gemini the Lovers, Cancer the Chariot, Leo Strength, Virgo the Hermit, Libra Justice, Scorpio Death, Sagittarius Temperance, Capricorn the Devil, Aquarius the Star and Pisces the Moon.

Can I share my reading?

Yes. Press "Copy my fortune" at the end and paste it into your group chat.

For fun only. Brenda's crystal ball runs on sangria and good intentions. The hotels, bars and shows in your reading are real, from our own listings, so check times on the day.